Obama vs McCain 08

So, Obama has a new associate; Bill Ayers, former Weathermen terrorist leader and communist activist.

It appears, again,, that Obama is working hard into advancing his own political agenda.

So, what is this upcoming election really about?

Well, I Say:

This election is a referendum where the People of America will choose between Socialism and a free Democracy.

Vote Carefully !

Beware:
Socialism destroys the essence of individuality !
Socialism is political slavery !

Obama Biden 08 & Patriotism !

In a Speech today The Obama and Biden Democratic ticket claims that paying more taxes is the patriotic thing to do.


Well, I Say:

It is true that when you are down and out everybody Democrat will screw you!

Please, DNC, change your donkey logo to a Vulture!

Obama Related to a Rabbi and the Amoeba ?

How do you know! ...

It appears that Obama is related to a Rabbi in hopes that he will get the Jewish votes !

Well, I Say:

Soon, Sen. Obama, will find himself related the the Amoeba in hopes to get all single cell life form votes...

Oh! I forgot .... He already has that vote .... The democrats are blindly following Obama's Holy Words! ....

Oooooh!...Baaaaaa.... Maaaaa ! ..... Amoeba ! Oooooh!...Baaaaaa.... Maaaaa !

Joe Biden is no Robin Hood !

Joe Biden's bankruptcy bill
Biden has been a sponsor of bankruptcy legislation during the 2000s, which was sought by MBNA, one of Delaware's largest companies, and other credit card issuers
Biden fought for certain amendments to the bill that would indirectly protect homeowners and abortion rights; the overall bill was vetoed by Bill Clinton in 2000 but then finally passed as the Bankruptcy Abuse Prevention and Consumer Protection Act in 2005, with Biden supporting.^[42] The downstate Sussex County region is the nation's top chicken-producing area, and Biden held up trade agreements with Russia when that country stopped importing U.S. chickens.


"So what does the bill do?

It makes it harder for average people to file for bankruptcy protection; it makes it easier for landlords to evict a bankrupt tenant; it endangers child-support payments by giving a wider array of creditors a shot at post-bankruptcy income; it allows millionaires to shield an unlimited amount of equity in homes and asset-protection trusts; it makes it more difficult for small businesses to reorganize while opening new loopholes for the Enrons, AIGs, Fannies, Freddies and the Lehmans of the world; it allows creditors to provide misleading information; and it does nothing to rein in lending abuses...."

It turns out the average annual income of Americans who file bankruptcy is less than $30K, not the loose affiliation of millionaires and billionaires gigging the system that we all heard about when this bill was debated. Also, the vast majority of people who file bankruptcy don't do so to strategically hang on to their mansion on the hill, but because of medical bills, a job layoff, or both. Real people, real lives.


Well, I Say:

Mr. Biden,
- Keep raising taxes... quick!...
You're going to need a lot of money to finance your pork barrel projects and turn this democratic government into a Communist Country!
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Obama Makes Fun of Senator McCain Again.

Ooooh! Ba...... Maaa.......!

Obama mocks McCain's promise to bring change

Obama portrays himself as an agent of change to ... God knows what???

Funny how a man, who wrote 2 memoirs and nothing much else, self entitled himself as the Modern Age Savior!

Mr. Obama can sleaze talk all he wants about Gov. Palin and Sen. McCain but the facts remains: Mr Obama has 2 memoirs to his credit and that's it.

Well, I Say:

Mr. Obama .... You are going to need much more than that to impress me.

And Mr. Obama, you might be a star but you're no Jesus !

Elections 08 Obama ! Women Voters Warning !

Ooooooh! Bam ! Ah .......

The great teleprompter reader, fantastic speeches deliverer finally sticks his foot deep in his mouth big time in an unscripted address.

LEBANON, Va. - What's the difference between the presidential campaign before and after the national political conventions? Lipstick. "You can put lipstick on a pig," Barack Obama told the rally. (09-09-08)

Well, I Say:

Most Offensive and disgraceful to all women voters you are Mr. Obama

This begs the question ... Who's the sexist pig now ?

Keep showing your true colors Mr Senator!

Global Warming - Carbon buyouts

So, of the 100% of global CO<sub>2 released in the atmosphere only 30% is human made which includes our cars, electricity, farming, belches and farts.
The 70% leftover comes from natural plant decay, dying trees, natural forest fires and volcanoes.

Well, I Say:

Since the Old Medieval church's sin tax back in the 1200's, the carbon buyouts and carbon tax are the biggest scams ever devised in the history of Humanity to this day.
To effectively stop carbon emission we need to plug every volcanoes, remove all vegetation from earth and fart less!

That's some big crock of shit !</sub>

Obama 08 the Rock Star

So, the press is Star Struck with Obama !

Kabul, Afghanistan

By Agent Orange Blossom

On this day, Senator Obama visited Afghanistan.

Obama had breakfast with some troops earlier today, played some basketball and met with President Karzai. Obama later used the 4th stall in the second "Barack" surrounded by 22 armed guards and had a long pee lasting 77.62 seconds with 2 extra squirts followed by a gentle yet brisk shake. A guard, near the west wall reportedly heard a short sigh of relief form Obama's beautiful tenor like voice.

On his way out of Kabul, an Obamargency was declared at 14:07:17 GMT as the senator found 6 grains of sand embedded in his 5th set of underwear. The emergency was later resolved by 6 aides who had to use an electron microscope expressly flown from Germany to extricate the pesky micro-rocks form these priceless purple with green polka dots underpants given by his lovely wife Michelle Obama, an excellent lawyer with beautiful shiny hair, on their 187th kiss.

Senaror McCain had a nap today.

Well I say:

To the press of America, we are looking to choose a President, not the next top model.

Fair and Balance press...... in my underwear !!!

Apoc AL ypse GORE Does it Again

Fat Al Gore, again,  predicts the end of the USA as we know it unless we invest 3 Trillion Dollars "in Gore's private interests" in Solar and Wind energy to totally eliminate CO₂ emission.

Well, I Say:

Save the Environment:

End our Dependency on foreign oil !

Recycle fat people !

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PS: CO₂ is what feeds Vegetation; 

Why would environmentalists want to starve and kill what they love and worship so much ?

WMD in Iraq ....

I's good to know that, although according to the Democrats in Congress and Senate, the former leader of Iraq had no WMD and no nuclear ambitions,  the US government successfully very quietly moved 550 metric tons of yellow cake (Uranite U₃O₈) to Canada for reprocessing into nuclear fuel for power plants.

I thank President Bush for keeping us safe.

 

Well I Say:

 

Wake-up Democrats ...

Saddam Hussein did not plan to bake a gigantic 550 tons  lemon cake for the DNC !

It's time for the Democrats to get their heads out of the sand and accept the reality that President Bush was right, that the Iraq was justified and that our troops are doing an outstanding job even while being criticized by them knuckleheads democrats.

Offshore Drilling ?

President Bush, on this day, lifted the Offshore drilling ban; Good for him and good for us. Finally we have a US President which shows fiscal and environmental responsibilities.

As President Bush is aware that 65% of all oil spills are caused by natural seepage from untapped oil deposits, by allowing drilling, this will release the pressure of those deposits and substantially reduce those natural oil spills and furthermore reduce our oil dependency toward other countries.

Well I Say:

Democrat in Congress .. Stop exporting $800 Billion / year for oil to the middle East and be kind to the environment by preventing further oil spills.

Pelosi has finally a chance to make good on her promisses !

Please Recycle !

Be kind to the Environment.

 

Well I Say:

Use tap Water,

Use your toilet paper on both sides !

and lick your fingers Clean !

The Jimmy Carter Syndrome Again !

Who can forget the 1977 - 1979 Carter era ... It was then the big Energy flop.

And now, in 2008 Obama want a redo of of Carter's Energy policies all over again.

Does this country suffer for acute Alzheimer's disease ?

Well I Say:

The energy problems that we suffer today did not pop-out overnight.

30 Years ago it was then the right time to prepare for today but no Democrat could commit.

It's time for the US Congress, Obama and the Democrats to take their heads out of their asses and get the ball moving and finally adopt a sound Energy policy that includes using our own resources.

Independent Hillary Clinton for President

Since Hillary has already gained the popular vote over Obama and since Obama shows how disconnected he is with the rest of the US and the world I may say.

Well I Say:

Run Hilary, Run ....
Go for it.

Price of Oil Off the Roof !

Funny how the price of oil has been going one way up, up and only up since the Democrats have been running the show ... House and Congress.... !

Nancy Pelosi said that she had a great plan in 2006 to reduce the price of gas then at $2.55 / Gal.

Well I say:

Makes you think ! ... doesn't it ?

Hillary has a Point !

I am not particularly a Clinton fan but I must admit that she really has a good point with regards to the states of Michigan and Florida voters.

 

Timeline:

- Florida and Michigan both opted for early primaries;

- The DNC strongly objected yet both states went ahead with their respective plans;

- Senator Obama chose to remove himself from the ballots;

- Senator Clinton won both primaries uncontested;

- The DNC stripped  Florida and Michigan from their delegates and Clinton's primaries won delegates.

- Obama argues that Clinton won both primaries because he was not on the ballots;

Note that Obama chose not to be part of both primaries therefore forfeited all delegates.

 

Well, I say !

 

Go for it Hillary Clinton !

You fought both Michigan and Florida races and you won square and fair ! You go Girl !

 

Should the DNC not give Hillary the delegates that she legally won, then the DNC is just a travesty of the electoral process, an insult to our democracy that our Forefathers fought so hard for, and sheer abuse of power bordering communist pigs .

Politically Correct Eggs !

In a world where everything and everybody needs to be so Politically correct, what are the repercussions on Eggland Best Eggs ?

Well I say !

Eggland Best Eggs shall, from this day forth, be known as:

Eggland Best......

"Them poor Little Chickens that never had a chance to be"

Polar Bear Threatened ?

The environmentalists are huffing and puffing about Polar Bears being threatened and argue that they should be on the protected list.

Why suddenly are these people so against evolution ?

Somewhere during the mid-Pleistocene period, a number of grizzly bears (Ursos arctos) became isolated by glaciers. Many probably perished on the ice; however, not all disappeared, some survived. Every grizzly litter varies in coat thickness, coat color etc., which imparts a slight evolutionary advantage to some individuals of each litter. These successful individuals underwent a series of evolutionary changes in order to survive (survival of the fittest). Nowdays, polar bears are adapted to their harsh northern environment.

Today, we find that the grizzly and polar bears are coming full circle. Yes, the Kodiak and Polar bears are getting it done !

Well I Say !

Welcome, ... Welcome ursid hybrid to modern day's Earth !

Changes are normal part of evolution as it has occurred for the past 4.5 Billion years on the 3rd rock from the sun. Let it Be !

Links references:

National Geographic

WikiPedia Pictures

Food Supplies in Crisis !

Food staples are becoming sparse

Prices rocketing 50% in 2 years

The World becometh hungry

Caused by extremist environmentalists

That dare to call themselves scientists

Ethanol is the priority #1

for the Green blood of humanity

Now Flows in your hands and gas tanks.

well I say !

To you all:

Tree Hugging,

Tofu Eating,

Phat Farting Fairies,

Thank you !

And Keep up the good work!

Mankind depended on you!

Stress ... Cause & Effect

And you think you have stress....!!!