Monday, May 26, 2008

Price of Oil Off the Roof !

Funny how the price of oil has been going one way up, up and only up since the Democrats have been running the show ... House and Congress.... !

Nancy Pelosi said that she had a great plan in 2006 to reduce the price of gas then at $2.55 / Gal.

Well I say:

Makes you think ! ... doesn't it ?

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Hillary has a Point !

I am not particularly a Clinton fan but I must admit that she really has a good point with regards to the states of Michigan and Florida voters.

 

Timeline:

- Florida and Michigan both opted for early primaries;

- The DNC strongly objected yet both states went ahead with their respective plans;

- Senator Obama chose to remove himself from the ballots;

- Senator Clinton won both primaries uncontested;

- The DNC stripped  Florida and Michigan from their delegates and Clinton's primaries won delegates.

- Obama argues that Clinton won both primaries because he was not on the ballots;

Note that Obama chose not to be part of both primaries therefore forfeited all delegates.

 

Well, I say !

 

Go for it Hillary Clinton !

You fought both Michigan and Florida races and you won square and fair ! You go Girl !

 

Should the DNC not give Hillary the delegates that she legally won, then the DNC is just a travesty of the electoral process, an insult to our democracy that our Forefathers fought so hard for, and sheer abuse of power bordering communist pigs .

Monday, May 19, 2008

Politically Correct Eggs !


In a world where everything and everybody needs to be so Politically correct, what are the repercussions on Eggland Best Eggs ?

Well I say !

Eggland Best Eggs shall, from this day forth, be known as:

Eggland Best......

"Them poor Little Chickens that never had a chance to be"

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Polar Bear Threatened ?

The environmentalists are huffing and puffing about Polar Bears being threatened and argue that they should be on the protected list.

Why suddenly are these people so against evolution ?

Somewhere during the mid-Pleistocene period, a number of grizzly bears (Ursos arctos) became isolated by glaciers. Many probably perished on the ice; however, not all disappeared, some survived. Every grizzly litter varies in coat thickness, coat color etc., which imparts a slight evolutionary advantage to some individuals of each litter. These successful individuals underwent a series of evolutionary changes in order to survive (survival of the fittest). Nowdays, polar bears are adapted to their harsh northern environment.

Today, we find that the grizzly and polar bears are coming full circle. Yes, the Kodiak and Polar bears are getting it done !

Well I Say !

Welcome, ... Welcome ursid hybrid to modern day's Earth !

Changes are normal part of evolution as it has occurred for the past 4.5 Billion years on the 3rd rock from the sun. Let it Be !

Links references:

National Geographic

WikiPedia Pictures

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Food Supplies in Crisis !

Food staples are becoming sparse

Prices rocketing 50% in 2 years

The World becometh hungry

Caused by extremist environmentalists

That dare to call themselves scientists

Ethanol is the priority #1

for the Green blood of humanity

Now Flows in your hands and gas tanks.


well I say !


To you all:

Tree Hugging,

Tofu Eating,

Phat Farting Fairies,

Thank you !

And Keep up the good work!



Mankind depended on you!

Monday, April 21, 2008

Stress ... Cause & Effect

And you think you have stress....!!!

little_dog

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

The Problem with Viagra ... So Depressing!


The problem with Viagra is ...
What to do after you are done with your partner .....

Hmmm..... There still 3 Hrs 58 minutes to go !

Well, I say

Go Ahead ! Spitz-up you love life !

WhoHoo!

Friday, March 14, 2008

Sales Down - Economy Bleak ?

Retail Sales are down across the USA, financial reports shows.

So easy to blame this on a bleak economy and recession.

As the thought occurred that perhaps the buyers don't want to buy all the same old crap offered by the sellers ?

Well, I say:

To all you buyers please find some good quality tantalizing items for us shoppers and we will buy it !

Monday, March 10, 2008

Is the War in Iraq Wrong ?


It is well documented and self proclaimed by Saddam Hussein, himself, long before his demise, that he had reformed the Ba'athist Revolutionary Command Council and Party to National Socialism (Nazi) following Adolf Hitler's blueprints.

Well, I say,
for all you morons, politicians and 'otherwise' lawmakers, who still think that the Iraq war was, and is still wrong, ... Breaking news ....
World War II was real ... not an other pretty Hollywood Novel !

Don't be a Nazi !
Support our troops and all the great work they do beyond their call of duty to protect our rights to be free.

Thank you Mr. President Bush. Thank you for my right to be free and live free.

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Free Universal Heathcare

Why spend Taxpayers money ?

Drink tap water !

A vast array of pharmaceuticals — including antibiotics, anti-convulsants, mood stabilizers and sex hormones — have been found in the drinking water supplies of at least 41 million Americans, an Associated Press investigation shows.

The Clinton's "I never Lie" Gene

Well, Hitlary did it again.

She said that nobody has ever won the presidency without winning the Ohio primaries.

Hmmm! .... JFK did not win the Buckeye state primary and became president of The USA

And Bubba said that he never did it !

I guess that it's in the genes .... Lies, lies and more lies !

Or, could she already be senile ?

Friday, March 7, 2008

Is Internet Addiction Real ?

Well, As long as my bathroom remodel does not include such commode, then I say NO !

Perhaps It's an other Cyber-Psycho-Fad.

Link to An Article by Tori DeAngelis

The Democ~Rats View on Terrorism


Terrorists..? Where... ??? I don't see any terrorists .....

Saturday, March 1, 2008

Green: The New Red, White and Blue ???

Some 50,000 years ago, (at the end of the most recent global cooling) the Global Warming of planet Earth gave birth to mankind as we know it today.

As the millennia passed and the global climate warming trends took place, Man slowly evolved into what what we are today. Global Warming finally got us all out of our caves. With global climate temperatures steadily rising and the ice caps slowly recessing, what was white and frozen in time became green; exploding flora vibrant and animated with new and immensely diverse lifeforms no human eye had ever gazed upon before.

The early Man also evolved with the warming trends becoming more active, making tools, exploring new territories, developing a society etc... And soon, here we are; electricity, communications, birth of transportation by air, sea and ground, computers and the space program where we now explore other planets and are trying to understand the universe and the purpose of "us being".

Well!, I Say:
Thank you Global Warming, thank you for my existence and the existence of my fellow earthlings.


I will tell you that after viewing the "Green: The New Red, White and Blue" by Thomas Friedman I have concluded the following:

Friedman Please do the World a Favor ... Please substantiate your assumptions with real data (not the AL Gore crap). Furthermore, save some energy and a couple thousand trees by not publishing your book. It's ridiculous to use 100 years of data, while there is 4 billion years of history on this planet. Get Real !

Oh Yeah, I forgot ..... Friedman, King of Inconsistency, works for the New York Times ....
The masters of Misinformation holding the hand of the Grand Vizier of Constructed Fear. Quite a combo!

Ah! .. That all make sense now !

Well I Say:


Save The planet! get rid of the New York Times and Friedman's Typewriter!
and re-title this book "Green: Green, Green and Green for Friedman's Pocket!"


Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Sunday, January 20, 2008

What if ?












What if......

In An Other Universe .... !?!?!?!?

YUM !

One Who Indulges Himself ....
With Lots of Fatty Tasties ...
Will Certainly Well Lubricate the Great Orifice !