Thursday, November 20, 2008

OBAMA, The Change we Need ! Really.......!

President-Elect Obama promised change from old Washington Policies for the pat 18 months.
All his cabinet picks are war supporters and former Clinton and/or Washington insiders.


I see the "changes" coming back into the old Clinton policies and same old democrat insider jobs.

Well, I Say:

Well done Obama supporters,
How's it feel to get screwed by your own Almighty Benevolent Overlord ???

This is getting more fun by the minute !

Bailout of the Big 3 Auto Makers and the UAW

So, the big 3's want the taxpayers to throw them a $25 lifeline...

The big 3's are spending $15 Bil a month .... then after 6 weeks ... do they come back for more bailout money?
Should America reward the Big 3's and the UAW for their mistakes?

Well, I Say:

Chapter 11 is a good thing for the the Big 3's
This will also send a message to the UAW that we are not a socialist State

The Airline Industry survived chapter 11 and so will the Big 3's

It's time to humble the UAW

Friday, November 14, 2008

No More Gay Marriage in California Prop. 8

So, the People have spoken apparently with the financial aid of the Mormon Church. So the church had money to blow and it worked for them.

Meanwhile, Letters containing a suspicious white powder were sent Thursday to Mormon temples in Los Angeles and Salt Lake City that were the sites of protests against the church's support of California's gay marriage ban.

Well, I Say:

Ohhh! .... Gosh Darnit ! .... That's so GAY !

Where's the Love ???

Saturday, November 8, 2008

President Elect Obama

On this past Election we had a choice ...

Gov. Sara Palin could see Russia from her backyard ..
Sen. Obama had a vision ... on what drug ... I can't tell, but judge for yourself !




Well, I Say:
Watch-out People, America is expanding !

Welcome to the State of Denial, the State of Obamination, the State of Despair, the State of Iran, the State of Syria, State of Kenya, the fall of Egypt and Libya, the Presidential Grand-Tour of Apologies,   and the State of Yes-We-Can !

This President will bring, a new recession, more unemployment; in other words Obama will be the Food-stamps  dispenser in chief.

This President will bring us the largest Ponzy Scheme ever with Obamacare with exclusions for special interest groups.

This President will never visit Israel during his first term.

This President will likely associate himself with the Muslim Brotherhood (a unit of the Taliban)

This President will sponsor the assassination of President Muammar Gaddafi for an oild deal that will never happen.

This President will sponsor the an Arab revolt that will end our relationship with President Hosni Mubarak

This President will likely cut most of all ties with Russia.

This President will probably kill Bin Laden and Americans without due process.

This President will beef-up surveillance in the U.S.A. to unprecedented levels.

This President will allow at least 7 terror attacks in our homeland and embassies.

This President will promote the very worst foreign policies ever devised by any past administrations.

And watch for Obama's newest school book : GeObamagraphy 101 in stores soon !

And if you think that former Pres. Collidge and Carter were bad .....  then think again! 

Note: It also appears that the local Portland, OR media purposely lowered the audio by 18dB while Obama said the number 57 ..... Talk about press bias !

Monday, October 20, 2008

McCain - Obama 08

On Election Day we Choose !




Well, I Say!

Choose Carefully !

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Obama and the United Socialist States of America


Funny how the very people who praise Obama today criticized him not long ago ...

Obama has a bunch of socialistic pet projects he will enact if he becomes president; He will tax rich people and capital gain .....

Well, I Say:

Wake-up Obama,
Capital gain ... all gone in the last month, will take years to write off,

So, on election day we vote USA or USSA .... We Choose

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Robin Obama HOOD


It feels like everything is coming together finally !

Rev. Wright, Meeks and Phlegler, weathermen, Rezko, Rhashid Khaleedi, ACORN and there's bound to be more. And Obama seems to find their views very tolerable.

And now Obama suffers from the Robin Hood sysdrome ..... Wealth resistribution.

Well, I Say:

Senator Obama ... Please read our US Constitution ... again !

Monday, October 6, 2008

Obama allies warn McCain to back off attacks

Barack Obama's allies warn that John McCain's attacks on the Democrat's character will lead to the political equivalent of mutual assured destruction: fire your big weapon at your own peril.

Funny how this statement reminds me of the Taliban's leader warning us ....
And Osama bin Laden of Al-Qaeda warning the US President ...
And Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran threatening the US ...
And Kim Jong-il of Democratic People's Republic of Korea ...
And Saddam Hussein Abd al-Majid al-Tikriti threats to the United States ...

So it appears that Obama and his bunch are finally showing their true colors
The democrats are true socialists and remember ... Communism is just 1 footstep away from Socialism !

Well, I Say:

Beware of Barack Hussein Obama .. The next Kaiser wannabe !

Friday, September 19, 2008

Obama vs McCain 08

So, Obama has a new associate; Bill Ayers, former Weathermen terrorist leader and communist activist.

It appears, again,, that Obama is working hard into advancing his own political agenda.

So, what is this upcoming election really about?

Well, I Say:

This election is a referendum where the People of America will choose between Socialism and a free Democracy.

Vote Carefully !

Beware:
Socialism destroys the essence of individuality !
Socialism is political slavery !

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Obama Biden 08 & Patriotism !


In a Speech today The Obama and Biden Democratic ticket claims that paying more taxes is the patriotic thing to do.


Well, I Say:

It is true that when you are down and out everybody Democrat will screw you!

Please, DNC, change your donkey logo to a Vulture!

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Obama Related to a Rabbi and the Amoeba ?

How do you know! ...

It appears that Obama is related to a Rabbi in hopes that he will get the Jewish votes !

Well, I Say:

Soon, Sen. Obama, will find himself related the the Amoeba in hopes to get all single cell life form votes...

Oh! I forgot .... He already has that vote .... The democrats are blindly following Obama's Holy Words! ....

Oooooh!...Baaaaaa.... Maaaaa ! ..... Amoeba ! Oooooh!...Baaaaaa.... Maaaaa !

Joe Biden is no Robin Hood !

Joe Biden's bankruptcy bill
Biden has been a sponsor of bankruptcy legislation during the 2000s, which was sought by MBNA, one of Delaware's largest companies, and other credit card issuers
Biden fought for certain amendments to the bill that would indirectly protect homeowners and abortion rights; the overall bill was vetoed by Bill Clinton in 2000 but then finally passed as the Bankruptcy Abuse Prevention and Consumer Protection Act in 2005, with Biden supporting.[42] The downstate Sussex County region is the nation's top chicken-producing area, and Biden held up trade agreements with Russia when that country stopped importing U.S. chickens.


"So what does the bill do?

It makes it harder for average people to file for bankruptcy protection; it makes it easier for landlords to evict a bankrupt tenant; it endangers child-support payments by giving a wider array of creditors a shot at post-bankruptcy income; it allows millionaires to shield an unlimited amount of equity in homes and asset-protection trusts; it makes it more difficult for small businesses to reorganize while opening new loopholes for the Enrons, AIGs, Fannies, Freddies and the Lehmans of the world; it allows creditors to provide misleading information; and it does nothing to rein in lending abuses...."

It turns out the average annual income of Americans who file bankruptcy is less than $30K, not the loose affiliation of millionaires and billionaires gigging the system that we all heard about when this bill was debated. Also, the vast majority of people who file bankruptcy don't do so to strategically hang on to their mansion on the hill, but because of medical bills, a job layoff, or both. Real people, real lives.


Well, I Say:

Mr. Biden,
- Keep raising taxes... quick!...
You're going to need a lot of money to finance your pork barrel projects and turn this democratic government into a Communist Country!
-

Monday, September 15, 2008

Obama Makes Fun of Senator McCain Again.

Ooooh! Ba...... Maaa.......!

Obama mocks McCain's promise to bring change

Obama portrays himself as an agent of change to ... God knows what???

Funny how a man, who wrote 2 memoirs and nothing much else, self entitled himself as the Modern Age Savior!

Mr. Obama can sleaze talk all he wants about Gov. Palin and Sen. McCain but the facts remains: Mr Obama has 2 memoirs to his credit and that's it.

Well, I Say:

Mr. Obama .... You are going to need much more than that to impress me.

And Mr. Obama, you might be a star but you're no Jesus !

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Elections 08 Obama ! Women Voters Warning !

Ooooooh! Bam ! Ah .......

The great teleprompter reader, fantastic speeches deliverer finally sticks his foot deep in his mouth big time in an unscripted address.

LEBANON, Va. - What's the difference between the presidential campaign before and after the national political conventions? Lipstick. "You can put lipstick on a pig," Barack Obama told the rally. (09-09-08)

Well, I Say:

Most Offensive and disgraceful to all women voters you are Mr. Obama

This begs the question ... Who's the sexist pig now ?

Keep showing your true colors Mr Senator!

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Global Warming - Carbon buyouts

So, of the 100% of global CO2 released in the atmosphere only 30% is human made which includes our cars, electricity, farming, belches and farts.
The 70% leftover comes from natural plant decay, dying trees, natural forest fires and volcanoes.

Well, I Say:

Since the Old Medieval church's sin tax back in the 1200's, the carbon buyouts and carbon tax are the biggest scams ever devised in the history of Humanity to this day.
To effectively stop carbon emission we need to plug every volcanoes, remove all vegetation from earth and fart less!


That's some big crock of shit !

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Obama 08 the Rock Star

So, the press is Star Struck with Obama !

Kabul, Afghanistan

By Agent Orange Blossom

On this day, Senator Obama visited Afghanistan.

Obama had breakfast with some troops earlier today, played some basketball and met with President Karzai. Obama later used the 4th stall in the second "Barack" surrounded by 22 armed guards and had a long pee lasting 77.62 seconds with 2 extra squirts followed by a gentle yet brisk shake. A guard, near the west wall reportedly heard a short sigh of relief form Obama's beautiful tenor like voice.

On his way out of Kabul, an Obamargency was declared at 14:07:17 GMT as the senator found 6 grains of sand embedded in his 5th set of underwear. The emergency was later resolved by 6 aides who had to use an electron microscope expressly flown from Germany to extricate the pesky micro-rocks form these priceless purple with green polka dots underpants given by his lovely wife Michelle Obama, an excellent lawyer with beautiful shiny hair, on their 187th kiss.

Senaror McCain had a nap today.

Well I say:

To the press of America, we are looking to choose a President, not the next top model.

Fair and Balance press...... in my underwear !!!

Friday, July 18, 2008

Apoc AL ypse GORE Does it Again

Fat Al Gore, again,  predicts the end of the USA as we know it unless we invest 3 Trillion Dollars "in Gore's private interests" in Solar and Wind energy to totally eliminate CO2 emission.

Well, I Say:

Save the Environment:

End our Dependency on foreign oil !

Recycle fat people !

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PS: CO2 is what feeds Vegetation; 

Why would environmentalists want to starve and kill what they love and worship so much ?

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

WMD in Iraq ....

I's good to know that, although according to the Democrats in Congress and Senate, the former leader of Iraq had no WMD and no nuclear ambitions,  the US government successfully very quietly moved 550 metric tons of yellow cake (Uranite U3O8) to Canada for reprocessing into nuclear fuel for power plants.

I thank President Bush for keeping us safe.

 

Well I Say:

 

Wake-up Democrats ...

Saddam Hussein did not plan to bake a gigantic 550 tons  lemon cake for the DNC !

It's time for the Democrats to get their heads out of the sand and accept the reality that President Bush was right, that the Iraq was justified and that our troops are doing an outstanding job even while being criticized by them knuckleheads democrats.

Offshore Drilling ?

President Bush, on this day, lifted the Offshore drilling ban; Good for him and good for us. Finally we have a US President which shows fiscal and environmental responsibilities.

As President Bush is aware that 65% of all oil spills are caused by natural seepage from untapped oil deposits, by allowing drilling, this will release the pressure of those deposits and substantially reduce those natural oil spills and furthermore reduce our oil dependency toward other countries.

Well I Say:

Democrat in Congress .. Stop exporting $800 Billion / year for oil to the middle East and be kind to the environment by preventing further oil spills.

Pelosi has finally a chance to make good on her promisses !

Monday, June 23, 2008

Please Recycle !

Be kind to the Environment.

 

Well I Say:

Use tap Water,

Use your toilet paper on both sides !

and lick your fingers Clean !