Sunday, February 15, 2009

your Vote is Welcome !

I am conducting a Poll and will publish my results on this blog. This could have an interesting outcome ! Feel free to invite your friends.

Well, I Say:

Vote, Vote Vote, Take the Poll ! ------->
I's 100% anonymous.
Your opinion counts; it's not a presidential election promise.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

Peanut Corp. of America

Peanut Corp. president Stewart Parnell, should he be found guilty of manslaughter, should be sentenced to prison for at least 5 years?

Well, I Say:

What about 5475 meals made with Peanut Corp. of America products?
That's 3 square meals of peanuts a day for 5 years.

Beat's 6000 lashes !

Obama Approved Spending Plan

How to spend a Trillion Dollars.

That's $1,000,000.000,000.00 Bucks !

That could buy :

1) 1,010,101,010,101.01 burgers & $0.99 each
2) 181,818,181,818.18 packs of Camel Light
3) 4,166,666,666 years subscription to PlayBoy Magazine
4) 235,294,117,647 Starbucks cafe Vente cappucino with Whip cream on top.
5) 27,777,778 New 2009 Hyundai Genesis (car of the year)
334,448,160,535 dozen of camo - mint flavored lubricated condoms

Well, I Say:

Since we are getting screwed ... Let's get screwed in style:

For $1,000,000.000,000.00 Bucks, one may buy 1 Obama Condom as advertised below:
Obama Condom ( click link)

Please enjoy, there is only 1 per pack.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

The Approved Spending / Stimulus Package

Obama promised there would be no earmarks in the Spending Bill .... And I've got hand it to him; there are no earmarks in the Bill.

You can't earmark one ginormous $800+ Billion Earmark

I only see Barrels of Pork in this bill that the next 20 generations will have to pay for.

Can someone explain me how Health Care spending and condom purchase will stimulate the economy?????

Well, I Say:

Where's the Beef ?

Democrats: The other white meat !

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Obama on Alex Rodriguez

Speaking at a news conference in Washington D.C. on Monday, President Barack Obama says Alex Rodriguez's admission of steroid use 'tarnishes an entire era in baseball.' (Feb. 9)

Well, I Say:

Then Obama is probably pretty depressed that, the '44th President of the United States of America' was a Cocaine user for many years does indeed tarnishes the past 233 years of American history!

And the double standard begins !