Wednesday, March 26, 2008

The Problem with Viagra ... So Depressing!

The problem with Viagra is ...
What to do after you are done with your partner .....

Hmmm..... There still 3 Hrs 58 minutes to go !

Well, I say

Go Ahead ! Spitz-up you love life !


Friday, March 14, 2008

Sales Down - Economy Bleak ?

Retail Sales are down across the USA, financial reports shows.

So easy to blame this on a bleak economy and recession.

As the thought occurred that perhaps the buyers don't want to buy all the same old crap offered by the sellers ?

Well, I say:

To all you buyers please find some good quality tantalizing items for us shoppers and we will buy it !

Monday, March 10, 2008

Is the War in Iraq Wrong ?

It is well documented and self proclaimed by Saddam Hussein, himself, long before his demise, that he had reformed the Ba'athist Revolutionary Command Council and Party to National Socialism (Nazi) following Adolf Hitler's blueprints.

Well, I say,
for all you morons, politicians and 'otherwise' lawmakers, who still think that the Iraq war was, and is still wrong, ... Breaking news ....
World War II was real ... not an other pretty Hollywood Novel !

Don't be a Nazi !
Support our troops and all the great work they do beyond their call of duty to protect our rights to be free.

Thank you Mr. President Bush. Thank you for my right to be free and live free.

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Free Universal Heathcare

Why spend Taxpayers money ?

Drink tap water !

A vast array of pharmaceuticals — including antibiotics, anti-convulsants, mood stabilizers and sex hormones — have been found in the drinking water supplies of at least 41 million Americans, an Associated Press investigation shows.

The Clinton's "I never Lie" Gene

Well, Hitlary did it again.

She said that nobody has ever won the presidency without winning the Ohio primaries.

Hmmm! .... JFK did not win the Buckeye state primary and became president of The USA

And Bubba said that he never did it !

I guess that it's in the genes .... Lies, lies and more lies !

Or, could she already be senile ?

Friday, March 7, 2008

Is Internet Addiction Real ?

Well, As long as my bathroom remodel does not include such commode, then I say NO !

Perhaps It's an other Cyber-Psycho-Fad.

Link to An Article by Tori DeAngelis

The Democ~Rats View on Terrorism

Terrorists..? Where... ??? I don't see any terrorists .....

Saturday, March 1, 2008

Green: The New Red, White and Blue ???

Some 50,000 years ago, (at the end of the most recent global cooling) the Global Warming of planet Earth gave birth to mankind as we know it today.

As the millennia passed and the global climate warming trends took place, Man slowly evolved into what what we are today. Global Warming finally got us all out of our caves. With global climate temperatures steadily rising and the ice caps slowly recessing, what was white and frozen in time became green; exploding flora vibrant and animated with new and immensely diverse lifeforms no human eye had ever gazed upon before.

The early Man also evolved with the warming trends becoming more active, making tools, exploring new territories, developing a society etc... And soon, here we are; electricity, communications, birth of transportation by air, sea and ground, computers and the space program where we now explore other planets and are trying to understand the universe and the purpose of "us being".

Well!, I Say:
Thank you Global Warming, thank you for my existence and the existence of my fellow earthlings.

I will tell you that after viewing the "Green: The New Red, White and Blue" by Thomas Friedman I have concluded the following:

Friedman Please do the World a Favor ... Please substantiate your assumptions with real data (not the AL Gore crap). Furthermore, save some energy and a couple thousand trees by not publishing your book. It's ridiculous to use 100 years of data, while there is 4 billion years of history on this planet. Get Real !

Oh Yeah, I forgot ..... Friedman, King of Inconsistency, works for the New York Times ....
The masters of Misinformation holding the hand of the Grand Vizier of Constructed Fear. Quite a combo!

Ah! .. That all make sense now !

Well I Say:

Save The planet! get rid of the New York Times and Friedman's Typewriter!
and re-title this book "Green: Green, Green and Green for Friedman's Pocket!"