Thursday, November 20, 2008

OBAMA, The Change we Need ! Really.......!

President-Elect Obama promised change from old Washington Policies for the pat 18 months.
All his cabinet picks are war supporters and former Clinton and/or Washington insiders.


I see the "changes" coming back into the old Clinton policies and same old democrat insider jobs.

Well, I Say:

Well done Obama supporters,
How's it feel to get screwed by your own Almighty Benevolent Overlord ???

This is getting more fun by the minute !

Bailout of the Big 3 Auto Makers and the UAW

So, the big 3's want the taxpayers to throw them a $25 lifeline...

The big 3's are spending $15 Bil a month .... then after 6 weeks ... do they come back for more bailout money?
Should America reward the Big 3's and the UAW for their mistakes?

Well, I Say:

Chapter 11 is a good thing for the the Big 3's
This will also send a message to the UAW that we are not a socialist State

The Airline Industry survived chapter 11 and so will the Big 3's

It's time to humble the UAW

Friday, November 14, 2008

No More Gay Marriage in California Prop. 8

So, the People have spoken apparently with the financial aid of the Mormon Church. So the church had money to blow and it worked for them.

Meanwhile, Letters containing a suspicious white powder were sent Thursday to Mormon temples in Los Angeles and Salt Lake City that were the sites of protests against the church's support of California's gay marriage ban.

Well, I Say:

Ohhh! .... Gosh Darnit ! .... That's so GAY !

Where's the Love ???

Saturday, November 8, 2008

President Elect Obama

On this past Election we had a choice ...

Gov. Sara Palin could see Russia from her backyard ..
Sen. Obama had a vision ... on what drug ... I can't tell, but judge for yourself !


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Well, I Say:
Watch-out People, America is expanding !

Welcome to the State of Denial, the State of Obamination, the State of Despair, the State of Iran, the State of Syria, State of Kenya, the fall of Egypt and Libya, the Presidential Grand-Tour of Apologies,   and the State of Yes-We-Can !

This President will bring, a new recession, more unemployment; in other words Obama will be the Food-stamps  dispenser in chief.

This President will bring us the largest Ponzy Scheme ever with Obamacare with exclusions for special interest groups.

This President will never visit Israel during his first term.

This President will likely associate himself with the Muslim Brotherhood (a unit of the Taliban)

This President will sponsor the assassination of President Muammar Gaddafi for an oild deal that will never happen.

This President will sponsor the an Arab revolt that will end our relationship with President Hosni Mubarak

This President will likely cut most of all ties with Russia.

This President will probably kill Bin Laden and Americans without due process.

This President will beef-up surveillance in the U.S.A. to unprecedented levels.

This President will allow at least 7 terror attacks in our homeland and embassies.

This President will promote the very worst foreign policies ever devised by any past administrations.

And watch for Obama's newest school book : GeObamagraphy 101 in stores soon !

And if you think that former Pres. Collidge and Carter were bad .....  then think again! 

Note: It also appears that the local Portland, OR media purposely lowered the audio by 18dB while Obama said the number 57 ..... Talk about press bias !

Monday, October 20, 2008

McCain - Obama 08

On Election Day we Choose !


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Well, I Say!

Choose Carefully !

Sunday, October 19, 2008

Obama and the United Socialist States of America

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Funny how the very people who praise Obama today criticized him not long ago ...

Obama has a bunch of socialistic pet projects he will enact if he becomes president; He will tax rich people and capital gain .....

Well, I Say:

Wake-up Obama,
Capital gain ... all gone in the last month, will take years to write off,

So, on election day we vote USA or USSA .... We Choose

Thursday, October 16, 2008

Robin Obama HOOD


It feels like everything is coming together finally !

Rev. Wright, Meeks and Phlegler, weathermen, Rezko, Rhashid Khaleedi, ACORN and there's bound to be more. And Obama seems to find their views very tolerable.

And now Obama suffers from the Robin Hood sysdrome ..... Wealth resistribution.

Well, I Say:

Senator Obama ... Please read our US Constitution ... again !

Monday, October 6, 2008

Obama allies warn McCain to back off attacks

Barack Obama's allies warn that John McCain's attacks on the Democrat's character will lead to the political equivalent of mutual assured destruction: fire your big weapon at your own peril.

Funny how this statement reminds me of the Taliban's leader warning us ....
And Osama bin Laden of Al-Qaeda warning the US President ...
And Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran threatening the US ...
And Kim Jong-il of Democratic People's Republic of Korea ...
And Saddam Hussein Abd al-Majid al-Tikriti threats to the United States ...

So it appears that Obama and his bunch are finally showing their true colors
The democrats are true socialists and remember ... Communism is just 1 footstep away from Socialism !

Well, I Say:

Beware of Barack Hussein Obama .. The next Kaiser wannabe !

Friday, September 19, 2008

Obama vs McCain 08

So, Obama has a new associate; Bill Ayers, former Weathermen terrorist leader and communist activist.

It appears, again,, that Obama is working hard into advancing his own political agenda.

So, what is this upcoming election really about?

Well, I Say:

This election is a referendum where the People of America will choose between Socialism and a free Democracy.

Vote Carefully !

Beware:
Socialism destroys the essence of individuality !
Socialism is political slavery !

Thursday, September 18, 2008

Obama Biden 08 & Patriotism !


In a Speech today The Obama and Biden Democratic ticket claims that paying more taxes is the patriotic thing to do.


Well, I Say:

It is true that when you are down and out everybody Democrat will screw you!

Please, DNC, change your donkey logo to a Vulture!

Tuesday, September 16, 2008

Obama Related to a Rabbi and the Amoeba ?

How do you know! ...

It appears that Obama is related to a Rabbi in hopes that he will get the Jewish votes !

Well, I Say:

Soon, Sen. Obama, will find himself related the the Amoeba in hopes to get all single cell life form votes...

Oh! I forgot .... He already has that vote .... The democrats are blindly following Obama's Holy Words! ....

Oooooh!...Baaaaaa.... Maaaaa ! ..... Amoeba ! Oooooh!...Baaaaaa.... Maaaaa !

Joe Biden is no Robin Hood !

Joe Biden's bankruptcy bill
Biden has been a sponsor of bankruptcy legislation during the 2000s, which was sought by MBNA, one of Delaware's largest companies, and other credit card issuers
Biden fought for certain amendments to the bill that would indirectly protect homeowners and abortion rights; the overall bill was vetoed by Bill Clinton in 2000 but then finally passed as the Bankruptcy Abuse Prevention and Consumer Protection Act in 2005, with Biden supporting.[42] The downstate Sussex County region is the nation's top chicken-producing area, and Biden held up trade agreements with Russia when that country stopped importing U.S. chickens.


"So what does the bill do?

It makes it harder for average people to file for bankruptcy protection; it makes it easier for landlords to evict a bankrupt tenant; it endangers child-support payments by giving a wider array of creditors a shot at post-bankruptcy income; it allows millionaires to shield an unlimited amount of equity in homes and asset-protection trusts; it makes it more difficult for small businesses to reorganize while opening new loopholes for the Enrons, AIGs, Fannies, Freddies and the Lehmans of the world; it allows creditors to provide misleading information; and it does nothing to rein in lending abuses...."

It turns out the average annual income of Americans who file bankruptcy is less than $30K, not the loose affiliation of millionaires and billionaires gigging the system that we all heard about when this bill was debated. Also, the vast majority of people who file bankruptcy don't do so to strategically hang on to their mansion on the hill, but because of medical bills, a job layoff, or both. Real people, real lives.


Well, I Say:

Mr. Biden,
- Keep raising taxes... quick!...
You're going to need a lot of money to finance your pork barrel projects and turn this democratic government into a Communist Country!
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Monday, September 15, 2008

Obama Makes Fun of Senator McCain Again.

Ooooh! Ba...... Maaa.......!

Obama mocks McCain's promise to bring change

Obama portrays himself as an agent of change to ... God knows what???

Funny how a man, who wrote 2 memoirs and nothing much else, self entitled himself as the Modern Age Savior!

Mr. Obama can sleaze talk all he wants about Gov. Palin and Sen. McCain but the facts remains: Mr Obama has 2 memoirs to his credit and that's it.

Well, I Say:

Mr. Obama .... You are going to need much more than that to impress me.

And Mr. Obama, you might be a star but you're no Jesus !

Wednesday, September 10, 2008

Elections 08 Obama ! Women Voters Warning !

Ooooooh! Bam ! Ah .......

The great teleprompter reader, fantastic speeches deliverer finally sticks his foot deep in his mouth big time in an unscripted address.

LEBANON, Va. - What's the difference between the presidential campaign before and after the national political conventions? Lipstick. "You can put lipstick on a pig," Barack Obama told the rally. (09-09-08)

Well, I Say:

Most Offensive and disgraceful to all women voters you are Mr. Obama

This begs the question ... Who's the sexist pig now ?

Keep showing your true colors Mr Senator!

Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Global Warming - Carbon buyouts

So, of the 100% of global CO2 released in the atmosphere only 30% is human made which includes our cars, electricity, farming, belches and farts.
The 70% leftover comes from natural plant decay, dying trees, natural forest fires and volcanoes.

Well, I Say:

Since the Old Medieval church's sin tax back in the 1200's, the carbon buyouts and carbon tax are the biggest scams ever devised in the history of Humanity to this day.
To effectively stop carbon emission we need to plug every volcanoes, remove all vegetation from earth and fart less!


That's some big crock of shit !

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Obama 08 the Rock Star

So, the press is Star Struck with Obama !

Kabul, Afghanistan

By Agent Orange Blossom

On this day, Senator Obama visited Afghanistan.

Obama had breakfast with some troops earlier today, played some basketball and met with President Karzai. Obama later used the 4th stall in the second "Barack" surrounded by 22 armed guards and had a long pee lasting 77.62 seconds with 2 extra squirts followed by a gentle yet brisk shake. A guard, near the west wall reportedly heard a short sigh of relief form Obama's beautiful tenor like voice.

On his way out of Kabul, an Obamargency was declared at 14:07:17 GMT as the senator found 6 grains of sand embedded in his 5th set of underwear. The emergency was later resolved by 6 aides who had to use an electron microscope expressly flown from Germany to extricate the pesky micro-rocks form these priceless purple with green polka dots underpants given by his lovely wife Michelle Obama, an excellent lawyer with beautiful shiny hair, on their 187th kiss.

Senaror McCain had a nap today.

Well I say:

To the press of America, we are looking to choose a President, not the next top model.

Fair and Balance press...... in my underwear !!!

Friday, July 18, 2008

Apoc AL ypse GORE Does it Again

Fat Al Gore, again,  predicts the end of the USA as we know it unless we invest 3 Trillion Dollars "in Gore's private interests" in Solar and Wind energy to totally eliminate CO2 emission.

Well, I Say:

Save the Environment:

End our Dependency on foreign oil !

Recycle fat people !

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PS: CO2 is what feeds Vegetation; 

Why would environmentalists want to starve and kill what they love and worship so much ?

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

WMD in Iraq ....

I's good to know that, although according to the Democrats in Congress and Senate, the former leader of Iraq had no WMD and no nuclear ambitions,  the US government successfully very quietly moved 550 metric tons of yellow cake (Uranite U3O8) to Canada for reprocessing into nuclear fuel for power plants.

I thank President Bush for keeping us safe.

 

Well I Say:

 

Wake-up Democrats ...

Saddam Hussein did not plan to bake a gigantic 550 tons  lemon cake for the DNC !

It's time for the Democrats to get their heads out of the sand and accept the reality that President Bush was right, that the Iraq was justified and that our troops are doing an outstanding job even while being criticized by them knuckleheads democrats.

Offshore Drilling ?

President Bush, on this day, lifted the Offshore drilling ban; Good for him and good for us. Finally we have a US President which shows fiscal and environmental responsibilities.

As President Bush is aware that 65% of all oil spills are caused by natural seepage from untapped oil deposits, by allowing drilling, this will release the pressure of those deposits and substantially reduce those natural oil spills and furthermore reduce our oil dependency toward other countries.

Well I Say:

Democrat in Congress .. Stop exporting $800 Billion / year for oil to the middle East and be kind to the environment by preventing further oil spills.

Pelosi has finally a chance to make good on her promisses !

Monday, June 23, 2008

Please Recycle !

Be kind to the Environment.

 

Well I Say:

Use tap Water,

Use your toilet paper on both sides !

and lick your fingers Clean !

Thursday, June 19, 2008

The Jimmy Carter Syndrome Again !

Who can forget the 1977 - 1979 Carter era ... It was then the big Energy flop.

And now, in 2008 Obama want a redo of of Carter's Energy policies all over again.

Does this country suffer for acute Alzheimer's disease ?

Well I Say:

The energy problems that we suffer today did not pop-out overnight.

30 Years ago it was then the right time to prepare for today but no Democrat could commit.

It's time for the US Congress, Obama and the Democrats to take their heads out of their asses and get the ball moving and finally adopt a sound Energy policy that includes using our own resources.

Monday, June 2, 2008

Independent Hillary Clinton for President

Since Hillary has already gained the popular vote over Obama and since Obama shows how disconnected he is with the rest of the US and the world I may say.

Well I Say:

Run Hilary, Run ....
Go for it.

Monday, May 26, 2008

Price of Oil Off the Roof !

Funny how the price of oil has been going one way up, up and only up since the Democrats have been running the show ... House and Congress.... !

Nancy Pelosi said that she had a great plan in 2006 to reduce the price of gas then at $2.55 / Gal.

Well I say:

Makes you think ! ... doesn't it ?

Wednesday, May 21, 2008

Hillary has a Point !

I am not particularly a Clinton fan but I must admit that she really has a good point with regards to the states of Michigan and Florida voters.

 

Timeline:

- Florida and Michigan both opted for early primaries;

- The DNC strongly objected yet both states went ahead with their respective plans;

- Senator Obama chose to remove himself from the ballots;

- Senator Clinton won both primaries uncontested;

- The DNC stripped  Florida and Michigan from their delegates and Clinton's primaries won delegates.

- Obama argues that Clinton won both primaries because he was not on the ballots;

Note that Obama chose not to be part of both primaries therefore forfeited all delegates.

 

Well, I say !

 

Go for it Hillary Clinton !

You fought both Michigan and Florida races and you won square and fair ! You go Girl !

 

Should the DNC not give Hillary the delegates that she legally won, then the DNC is just a travesty of the electoral process, an insult to our democracy that our Forefathers fought so hard for, and sheer abuse of power bordering communist pigs .

Monday, May 19, 2008

Politically Correct Eggs !


In a world where everything and everybody needs to be so Politically correct, what are the repercussions on Eggland Best Eggs ?

Well I say !

Eggland Best Eggs shall, from this day forth, be known as:

Eggland Best......

"Them poor Little Chickens that never had a chance to be"

Sunday, May 11, 2008

Polar Bear Threatened ?

The environmentalists are huffing and puffing about Polar Bears being threatened and argue that they should be on the protected list.

Why suddenly are these people so against evolution ?

Somewhere during the mid-Pleistocene period, a number of grizzly bears (Ursos arctos) became isolated by glaciers. Many probably perished on the ice; however, not all disappeared, some survived. Every grizzly litter varies in coat thickness, coat color etc., which imparts a slight evolutionary advantage to some individuals of each litter. These successful individuals underwent a series of evolutionary changes in order to survive (survival of the fittest). Nowdays, polar bears are adapted to their harsh northern environment.

Today, we find that the grizzly and polar bears are coming full circle. Yes, the Kodiak and Polar bears are getting it done !

Well I Say !

Welcome, ... Welcome ursid hybrid to modern day's Earth !

Changes are normal part of evolution as it has occurred for the past 4.5 Billion years on the 3rd rock from the sun. Let it Be !

Links references:

National Geographic

WikiPedia Pictures

Thursday, May 1, 2008

Food Supplies in Crisis !

Food staples are becoming sparse

Prices rocketing 50% in 2 years

The World becometh hungry

Caused by extremist environmentalists

That dare to call themselves scientists

Ethanol is the priority #1

for the Green blood of humanity

Now Flows in your hands and gas tanks.


well I say !


To you all:

Tree Hugging,

Tofu Eating,

Phat Farting Fairies,

Thank you !

And Keep up the good work!



Mankind depended on you!

Monday, April 21, 2008

Stress ... Cause & Effect

And you think you have stress....!!!

little_dog

Wednesday, March 26, 2008

The Problem with Viagra ... So Depressing!


The problem with Viagra is ...
What to do after you are done with your partner .....

Hmmm..... There still 3 Hrs 58 minutes to go !

Well, I say

Go Ahead ! Spitz-up you love life !

WhoHoo!

Friday, March 14, 2008

Sales Down - Economy Bleak ?

Retail Sales are down across the USA, financial reports shows.

So easy to blame this on a bleak economy and recession.

As the thought occurred that perhaps the buyers don't want to buy all the same old crap offered by the sellers ?

Well, I say:

To all you buyers please find some good quality tantalizing items for us shoppers and we will buy it !

Monday, March 10, 2008

Is the War in Iraq Wrong ?


It is well documented and self proclaimed by Saddam Hussein, himself, long before his demise, that he had reformed the Ba'athist Revolutionary Command Council and Party to National Socialism (Nazi) following Adolf Hitler's blueprints.

Well, I say,
for all you morons, politicians and 'otherwise' lawmakers, who still think that the Iraq war was, and is still wrong, ... Breaking news ....
World War II was real ... not an other pretty Hollywood Novel !

Don't be a Nazi !
Support our troops and all the great work they do beyond their call of duty to protect our rights to be free.

Thank you Mr. President Bush. Thank you for my right to be free and live free.

Sunday, March 9, 2008

Free Universal Heathcare

Why spend Taxpayers money ?

Drink tap water !

A vast array of pharmaceuticals — including antibiotics, anti-convulsants, mood stabilizers and sex hormones — have been found in the drinking water supplies of at least 41 million Americans, an Associated Press investigation shows.

The Clinton's "I never Lie" Gene

Well, Hitlary did it again.

She said that nobody has ever won the presidency without winning the Ohio primaries.

Hmmm! .... JFK did not win the Buckeye state primary and became president of The USA

And Bubba said that he never did it !

I guess that it's in the genes .... Lies, lies and more lies !

Or, could she already be senile ?

Friday, March 7, 2008

Is Internet Addiction Real ?

Well, As long as my bathroom remodel does not include such commode, then I say NO !

Perhaps It's an other Cyber-Psycho-Fad.

Link to An Article by Tori DeAngelis

The Democ~Rats View on Terrorism


Terrorists..? Where... ??? I don't see any terrorists .....

Saturday, March 1, 2008

Green: The New Red, White and Blue ???

Some 50,000 years ago, (at the end of the most recent global cooling) the Global Warming of planet Earth gave birth to mankind as we know it today.

As the millennia passed and the global climate warming trends took place, Man slowly evolved into what what we are today. Global Warming finally got us all out of our caves. With global climate temperatures steadily rising and the ice caps slowly recessing, what was white and frozen in time became green; exploding flora vibrant and animated with new and immensely diverse lifeforms no human eye had ever gazed upon before.

The early Man also evolved with the warming trends becoming more active, making tools, exploring new territories, developing a society etc... And soon, here we are; electricity, communications, birth of transportation by air, sea and ground, computers and the space program where we now explore other planets and are trying to understand the universe and the purpose of "us being".

Well!, I Say:
Thank you Global Warming, thank you for my existence and the existence of my fellow earthlings.


I will tell you that after viewing the "Green: The New Red, White and Blue" by Thomas Friedman I have concluded the following:

Friedman Please do the World a Favor ... Please substantiate your assumptions with real data (not the AL Gore crap). Furthermore, save some energy and a couple thousand trees by not publishing your book. It's ridiculous to use 100 years of data, while there is 4 billion years of history on this planet. Get Real !

Oh Yeah, I forgot ..... Friedman, King of Inconsistency, works for the New York Times ....
The masters of Misinformation holding the hand of the Grand Vizier of Constructed Fear. Quite a combo!

Ah! .. That all make sense now !

Well I Say:


Save The planet! get rid of the New York Times and Friedman's Typewriter!
and re-title this book "Green: Green, Green and Green for Friedman's Pocket!"


Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Sunday, January 20, 2008

What if ?












What if......

In An Other Universe .... !?!?!?!?

YUM !

One Who Indulges Himself ....
With Lots of Fatty Tasties ...
Will Certainly Well Lubricate the Great Orifice !